An Un-Calibrated Centrifuge

Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can't Avoid - Lemony Snicket

The humor reminds me of Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey. Some of the aphorisms are bland and a little trite, some seem to be trying too hard to be funny, but some are almost perfect. I especially enjoyed the Literature section.

 

ETA I reread this book on 9/1/15 and my feelings are basically the same.